Muskurate labo ko aashu pila diya,
MOhabbat ka karz tha usne chukka diya,
Maine kaha Dil me mohabbat ki roshani kardo,
Usne is bahane Dil hi jala diya..

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 Har mulakat par waqt ka
takaza hua,
Jab jab use dekha dil ka dard
taza hua,
Suni thi sirf gazal mein judai ki
bate, Ab khud par biti to haqiqat ka
andza hua. Sk thakur

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मेरी मोहब्बत मेरे दिल की गफलत थी
मैं बेसबब ही उम्र भर तुझे कोसता रहा…..
आखिर ये बेवफाई और वफ़ा क्या है
तेरे जाने के बाद देर तक सोचता रहा……
मैं इसे किस्मत कहूँ या बदकिस्मती अपनी
तुझे पाने के बाद भी तुझे खोजता रहा….
सुना था वो मेरे दर्द मे ही छुपा है कहीं
उसे ढूँढने को मैं अपने ज़ख्म नोचता रहा…

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 Dekh kar tanha mujhse pucha baharon ne...
kaha gaya tera wo hamsafar....?
Tujhe to bada naaz tha uspar...
Yeh dekh kar main chup raha...
par mere aansaon na jawab diya....
milna qismat..bichadna naseeb tha...
wo mujhse itna dhoor ho gaya...
jitna wo mere qareeb tha sweet

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BhuL Jaa
Ki TuNe KaBhi
KiSi LADKE Se
Pyar KiYa Tha
=*
Ae_JAAN
=*
AuR De BaD-DuA
MuJhe Ki MeRi
ZiNDaGi Me TeRe
JaiSi Koi JAaN Na AaYe

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Toot Jaye Na Bharam Honth Hilaun Kaise..
Haal Jaisa Bhi Hai Logon Ko bataun Kaise..
Khush Aankhon Se Bhi Ashkon Ki Mehek Aati Hai..
Main Tere Gam Ko Zamane Se Chupaun Kaise..!!

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Tu Ek Baar Roothi To Manaenge
Tu Dubara Roothi To Phir
Manaenge Agr Fir Roothi Fir
Manaenge, Agr Tu Baar Baar
Roothi To Kaan Ke Neeche 2
Lagaenge, Aur Tujhse
Milne Sab Hospital Aayenge....!

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kitni buri lagti hai
zindagi,
jab hum khudko tanha
paate hain,
marne ke baad milte hai
4 kandhe ,
Aur jeete jee hum ek khande
ko taras jaate hai..!

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Unhain Bewafa Jo Kahoon To Toheen Hai Wafa Ki,
Woh To Wafa Nibha Rahee Hain
~*Kabi Idhar*~
~*Kabi Udhar*~

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Bheegi hui aankho ka ye manzar na mille ga,
Ghar chor kay mat jao kahinghar na mille ga,
Phir yaad bohut aaye gi zulfo ki ghani shaam,
Jab dhoop may saaya koi sar par na mille ga,
Aansoo ko kabhi aus ka qatra na samajhna,
Aisa tumhe chahat ka samandar na mille ga.

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Mere Wajood Ki Mujh Mein Talash Chor Gaya
Jo Poori Na Ho Kabhi Aisi Aaas Chor Gaya
Yehi Karam Nawazi US Ki Mujh Pe Kam Hai Kia
K Khud To Door Hai Yadein To Pas Chor Gaya
Jo Khawhishen Thi Kabhi Hasraton Mein Dhal Gayi Ab
Mere Labon Pe Wo Eik Lafz Kash Chor Gaya
Ye Mera Zarf Hai Ik Roz US Ne Mujh Se Kaha
Ka Aam Logon Mein Eik Tujh Ko Khas Chor Gaya
Baharon Se Mujhy Isi Liye To Nafrat Hai
Inhi Ruton Mein Mujhe WO Udass Chor Gaya..

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Koi Kuch Bhi Na Kahy Tu Pata Kya Hai,
Is Bechain Khamoshi Ki Wajah Kya Hai,
Unhain Ja Ke Koi Kahe Hum Le Lengy Zahar Bhi,
Woh Sirf Yeh Tu Bata Dain Meri Khata Kya Hai.

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Be Jubaan Pyar tha Mera
Kabhi Kuch Nahi Paya...

Shishkiyaan Rah Gaya Bhar Ke
Or Wo Bhi Na Samajh Paya...

Meri Pahli Muhabbat Thi
Unhein To Tajurba Bhi Tha...

Mujhe Afsos Hai Unka
Tajurba Kaam Na Aaya...

Be Jubaan Pyar Tha
Kabhi Kuch Kah nahi Paya..!!

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Ishq Ki Baat Karte Karte Kahan Se Kahan Aa
Gaye Ham,
Unki Tasveer Ka Deedar Karte Karte Kahan
Se Kahan Aa Gaye Ham...

Wo To Shayad Hamare The Hi Nahi Kabhi,
Aur Unhi Ki Raah Dekhte Dekhte Aaj Ye Kahan Aa Gaye Ham..!!

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Mohabbat Me Bewafai Ko Mai Kahani Samajh Ta Tha,
Use Bhi Pyer Me Apne Mai Deewani Samajhta Tha,
Mai Pagal Tha Ya Uske Pyar Ne Pagal Kiya Mujhko ,
Ki Mohabbat Mei Mar Bhi Jane Ko Mai Qurbani Samjhta Tha.

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Kabhi Na Aaye Mere Saath Chalke..
Hamesha Gaye Muje Barbaad Karke..
Agar Kabhi Aa Jao Meri Mayaat Pe..
To Keh Dena Abhi Soya Hain Tuje Yaad Karke

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Koi kehta hai
ki duniya
pyar pe chalti
hi

koi
kehta hai dosti
pe chalti he

lekin humne
jab azmaya to
yah paya ki

duniya
matlab pe chalti
ha

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Is Kadar Hum Yaar Ko Manane Nikle,
Uski Chahat Ke Hum Deewane Nikle,
Ab Bhi Use Dil Ka Haal Batana Chaha,
To Uske Hothon Se Waqt Na Hone Ke Bahane Nikle.

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Agar
Larki k Cell Main Balance Ho To Samjh Jao
k
Us ka Boyfriend Hai ...
.
...
Aur
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

Agar Larkay k Cell Main Balance Ho To Smjh Jao K Us ki koi Gf Nahi :P :D

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..... Zindgi Mili
"Zara Si Thi"
Kuch Is Me Kami
"Zara Si Thi"
Woh Roz Hota Gaya Paas Mere.!!

Lekin Phir Bhi Dori
"Zara Si Thi"
Chand Jaagte Jaagte So Bhi Gaya!
Raat Abhi Beeti
"Zara Si Thi"
Mohabat Baant Di Us Ne Zamane MeinLekin.!
Jo Mere Hisse Mein Aai
Wo MuhabBAt
"ZARA Si Thi"

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Kadam kadam pe baharon ne saath chhoda, zaroorat padne par yaaron ne saath chhoda,
vaada kiya sitaron ne saath dene ka,
subah hone par sitaron ne bhi saath chhoda



Tuta ho dil to dukh hota he,
krke mohobbat kisi se ye dil rota he,
Dard ka ehsas to tb hota he,
jab jisse mohobbat ho
or uske dil m koi or rhta hai.

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Jab bhi kisi ko kareeb paya hai,
kasam khuda ki wahin dhokha khaya hai.
Kyon dosh dete hein hum kanto ko sweet
Zakham to humne phulo se paaya hai.

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Nafraton ki  duniya mein
Pyar na kar
Swee2
  Rooh Fana ho  Jati hai lekin    Wafa Nahi      MiLti

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Sath Roti Thi Aur Sath Hasa KrtiThi
Wo Ladki Jo Mere Dil Me Basa Krti Thi
Bad-Kismti Se Juda Ho Gye Wo
Jo Muze Apni Takdir Kaha Krti Thi.



Dushman B Pesh Aye H Dildar Ki Trah
Nafrat Mili H Unse Pyar Ki Tarah
Wo Bewafai Kr K B Sharminda Na Huye
Sooli Pe Hm Chadhe Gunehgar Ki Trah.



Apni Wafa Ka Yakin Tumko Dilaa Na Sake,
Us Pyari Si Muskan Ko Apna Banana Na Sake,
Is Kadar Toot Gaye Tuze Chahte Chahte,
Ke Hum Un Toote Hue Tukdon Ko Phir Mila Na Sake.

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Kabhi Ro Ke Muskuraye, Kabhi Muskura Ke Roye;
Jab Bhi Teri Yaad Aayi, Tujhe Bhula Ke Roye;
Ek Tera Hi To Naam Tha Jise Hazar Bar Likha;
Jitna Likh Ke Khush Hue Uss Se Jayada Mita Ke Roye

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Ik Raat hui Barsaat bohat,
Main roya sari raat bohat,
Her ghum tha zamanay ka lekin,
Main tanha tha us raat bohat,
Phir aankh se ik sawan barsa,
Jab sehar hui to kya dekha,
Woh badal kitna tanha tha,
Jo barsa sari raat bohat

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 Meri Ankhon KeSamndar Mein Jalan Kesi Hai,
Aj Phir Dil Ko Tarpnay Ki Lgan Kesi Hai,
Ab Ksi Chokhat Pe Chragon Ki Qatarain Bhi Nahi,
Ab Tere Shehar Ki Galiyon Mein Ghutan Kesi Hai,
Barf Ke Roop Mein Dhal Jain Gy Sare Rishty,
Mujh Se Pocho Ke Mohabat Ki Agan Kesi Hai,
Mein Tere Wasl Ki Khwaish Ko Na Marne Donga,
Mosam-e-Hijr Ke Lehjy Mein Thak’n Kesi Hai,
Mujh Ko Masom Si Larki Pe Taras Aata Hai “swee,2”,
Us Ko Dekho To Mohabat Mein Magan Kesi Hai.

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Na main pas usko bula ska
Na main Dil ki baat bta ska
Wo hansi hansi mein he chal dia
K main hath tak na mila ska
Yun he sochta raha door tak
Magr usko kuch na bta ska
Ye maqam he tha ajeeb sa
K main khud ko b na bcha ska
Wo juda hua to kuch is tarah
Koi rasam tak na nibha ska
Usay jana tha wo chala gya
Magar Main Usay aaj tak na bhula ska

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Baaton baton mein bicharnay ka ishara ker k
Khud bhi roya woh bohut hum say kinara ker k
Sochta rehta hon tanhai mein Anjam-e-Khuloos
Phir usi jurm-e-mohabbat ko dobarah ker k
Jagmaga di hain teray shehar ki galiyan mein nay
Apnay her ashk ko palkon pay sitara ker kay
Daikh laitay hain chalo hosla apnay dil ka
Aur kuch rooz teray sath guzara ker k
Aik hi shehar mein rehna magar milna nahin
Daikhtay hain yeh aziat gawara ker k

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B0ht TAKLEEF deta hy,
KiSi k0 AL-ViDAH kehna,
Dikhayi kuch nahi deta,
Sunayi kuch nahi deta,
Faqat kuch
kapkapaty lafz,
J0 h0nt0n pr
theher jayen,
B0ht TAKLEEF deta hy,
KiSi k0 AL-ViDAH kehna,
Dikhayi kuch nahi deta,
Sunayi kuch nahi deta,
Faqat kuch
kapkapaty lafz,
J0 h0nt0n pr
theher jayen,
Ubharti d00bti dharkan,
Usay awaz deti hy,
K0i apna k jis ka naam,
Apnay dil py likhA h0,
K jis k wAstAy
dil sy,
DuAyein hi nikAlti h0n,
B0ht TAK

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Sabhi insaaf karege to gunaah kon karega.

Sabhi pyar karege to nafrat kon karega.

Ae khuda sanam bewafa ko mehfooz rakhna.

Warna hamari maut ki dua kon karega.

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Aaj Us Ki Muhabbat Me Kami Dekhi,
Chand Ki Chandni Me Bhi Nami Dekhi,
Udas Ho Kar Laot Aye Hum Apnay Ghar,
Jab Mehfil Uski oron Se Jami Dekhi.

Zindgi 1 Railway Station H,
Pyaar 1 Train H
Jo Aati Hai Aur Chali Jati He
Par Dosti Enquiry Counter Hai
Jo Hamesha Kehti Hai… ”MAY I HELP U?”

human's_world
I'm A Cheater,
But I Don't Cheat Humanity.
I Hate Studies,
But Luv Technology.
I Flirt Wid Flirters,
But I Respect Lovers.
World Can't Change Me,
But I Can Change Da World.
I Don't Have Books In Hand,
But I Have Revolutionary Ideas In Mind.
I'm Da Rarest Race On Earth..
Meet Me
I'm A Last Bench Student :)!!!!
Share itttt back benchersss ♥

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Its not a achievement to make 100 friends in a year
but
a achievement in year to make 1 friend for 100 years.

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3 kaale dost ja rhe the. Raste me unhe ek pari mili,
usne teeno ko 1-1 vardan offer kiya. 1st -muje doodh jitna gora bna do.2nd -muje bi utna hi gora bna do. Wo dono gore ho gaye .3rd -hi.hi.hi.in saalo ko fir se kaala bana do...
Kuch friend kamine hi rehte hai, lekin har ek friend zarori hota hai.."

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"DOSTI"
D=dur reh k pass ho.
O=oro se jo khas ho.
S=sabse pyara jiska ehsas ho.
T=takdir ko jinki talash ho.
I=i think wo aap ho..!!!!

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life without friend is similar to pc without antivirus....
as like for save the pc we use antivirus as same don't forget any friend for save the life & make enjoy full :) :) :)  

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Ya khuda aisi khudai
Na de,
Maut de par Judai
Na de,
Nhi chahiye mujhe,
Teri aisi JANNAT jisme
Mere Dost dikhai
Na de..

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"Tears of EYES are Valuable"
"Speech of LIPS are Powerful"
"Heart With LOVE is Beautiful"

"Life with FRIENDS is Most Wonderful".. !!
!!Happpy friendship day!!

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Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER
as it grows OLDER. Just like us.I get
BETTER U get OLDER
Happy Friendship Day

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Bachpan se 2 hi Cheeze sabse jyada mili hai,
Dard aur Dost fark sirf itna hai,
Ki Dard muje hasne nahi deta aur
DOST Mujhe rone nahi dete..!!

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Dosti Ka Hr ek Pal Khubsurat Hai,

Dosti Bhi Pyaar Ki Ek Surat Hai..

Waqt Chahe Kitna Bhi Badal Jaye..

Dosti Aaj Bhi Hr kisi Ki Zarurat Hai.
  

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My silence do'nt mean I forget u.
My disappearence dosn't mean I don't care about u
My friendship is like the air,sometime silent bt always around u....  

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Na mujhe kisi ka dil chahiye,

Na Mujhe jamane se koi aas hai,

Jo apna samajh kar apni girlfriend se 1kiss dilwa de,

Mujhe to us dost ki talash hai..

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Kafi
Waqt Laga Hame
Aap Tk Ane Me
Kafi
Fariyad Ki Khuda Se
Aap Ko Pane Me
Yu
Hmse Door Mat Jana
Hamne To
Umar Lga DiAp Jaisa DOST Pane Me.

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दोस्ती तो इक आजमाइस होती है
दिलोँ को मिलाने कि इक ख्वाइस होती है
याद नहीँ करते हम आप को
क्योँकि याद तो उन्हे किया जाता है
जिन्हे भूलने कि गुन्जाइस होती है

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yad aye to ankhe bandh na
karna,
ham sms na kare to gam na
karna,
galti ho hamse to hume maf
karna,
par dost 'dosti' ka ehsas dil se
kam na karna.

  

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Request hai tumse refuse mat karna,
Friendship ke ye dosti ko fuse mat karna,
Hum dost hai tumahre con-fuse mat karna,
Meri jagah kisi aur ko use mat karna…

  

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talash karoge to koi mil bhi jayega,
Magar hamari tarah aapko kaun satayega.
Mana ki kami nahi aapko"APNO" ki, Magar kya HAMARI" jagah koi or le payega......

  

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खमोशियों में इक अदा इतनी प्यारी लगी
दुनिया में आपकी दोस्ती सबसे न्यारी लगी
दुआ करते हैं ये ना टूटे कभी
क्योंकि इस दुनिया में यही हमको हमारी लगी।

  

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FRiENDSHiP more clear than water. IT's more pure than GOLD& more sweet than HONEY. Thanks For Sharing GÖD's Most Beautiful Gift With ME ........!

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Bestfriend wo hai jo school me apani pen.

High school me apni note'

Collage me bike'

Or
life me apni 'wife' de de. mai janta hu tu hi mera best friend hai

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Friendship is not about “I am sorry”, it is about “Kaminey, sab teri galti hai”..
It is not about “I am here for you”, it is about “Kahan hai saale”..
It is not about “I understand”, it is about “Sab teri wajah se hua manhoos”.

 

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Good FRIENDS CaRE for each Other..
CLoSE Friends UNDERSTaND each Other...
and TRUE Friends STaY forever
beyond words,
beyond time..

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"Miss me or hate me" as both r in my favour.
If u miss me i'll alwys b in ur heart.
If u hate me i'll always be in ur mind
Dats my frndship

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KHUDA na kare kabhi Apko khusiyo ki kami, ho Apke kadmo ke niche phulo ki zami ho, Aansu na ho apke aakho me kabhi,Agar ho to wo khusi ki nami ho.

Excellent Lines Said By A Friend :-

"I Have No Words To Explain My Frndship,
Bcoz I Hav Got Amazing Person,
Who Can Understand Even My Silence."

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Rishto ka Viswaas Tut Na Jaye,
Dosti ka sath kabi chhut Na Jaye...

A khuda Galti krne se Pehle sambhal Lena Mujhe,
Kahi Meri Galti se Mera Dost Ruth Na Jae

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The best kind of relation in d world is that in which..... a thanks... N a sorry can make everything back again....

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Dil armano se houseful hai,

pure honge ya nahi yeh doubtful h,
yun to duniya me har chiz WONDERFUL h,

par zindagi mere jaise dosto se hi BEAUTIFUL H..

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Life is like a note book,
2 pages are already written by GOD,
1st page is birth,
Last page is death,
Centre pages are empty,
Fill them with smile and love....

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Apko YAAD krne me TAKLIF hoti hai
QKI
yad krne SE Apki Kami MEHSUS hoti hai
FIR bhi hum APKO yad krte hai
QKI
yad krne se DOSTI MAJBOOT Hoti hai.

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YOur sMs R nOt My DIstuRbancE But..... The DistuRbancE iS YOur SiLeNce..... SO dOn't distUrb Me Please !!!.-)

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Tips of The Day-

Zindgi cigarate ki TaRah Hoti He.

*Ae Dost

Har Pal Enjoy kro,
Warna jal to Rhi
He,
Khatam to waise Bhi Ho jayegi..

 

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Nice saying:
Sorry works when mistake is made
But
Sorry doesn't work when trust is broken.
So in life do mistakes bt never break the trust!!

 

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Maana hai lakh buraiyan mujhme, par ek toh achhai hai…
Baat jo thi ab tak dil mein, Aaj wahi juban pe aaye hai…
Chaha hai sache dil se maine toh tujhko…
Ek tu hi hai wo jisne ye shayari mujhe sikhkai hai

 

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The importance of a good Friend in our life is Just like the importnce of our Heartbeat!
It's not visible,
Bt
silently supports our Life!

 

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FRIENDSHIP Means Understanding,
Not Agreement.
It Means Forgiveness,
Not Forgetting.
It Means d Memories Last,
Even If Contact Is Lost

 

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Sochta hun sagar ki lahero ko dekh kar
Kyu yeh kinaray se takra ker palat jaten hain
Karte hain ye sager say befawa
Ya phir sagar se wafa nibhaten hain.

 

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Zindagi wo jo
''guzar jay''.
Ansoo wo jo
''Beh jay''
khushi wo jo
''mil jaye''
Gum wo jo
''Beet jaye''
magar D-O-S-T Wo jo HAMESHA sath nibhay.:)

 

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Love Is Like A Pant
But Friendship
Is Like A Chaddi
Bcoz
Pant Phat Bhi Jaye To
Chaddi Izzat Bacha Leti Hai
So Thanx 4 Being My
Chaddi Friend…

 

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When U win,
I ll proudly tell world "Hey! Tats my friend..!"
But when U lose,
I ll sit by Ur side,hold Ur hand n say,"hey Im Ur friend.!"happy friendship day

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58+2 can sit in a bus 38+2 in a mini bus 12+1 in a van 8+1 in sumo 5+1 in car 3+1 in auto 1+1 in bike but only 1 can sit in my heart! That's you my friend

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Mumkin nhi dosti ko dil se bhula pana,
mumkin nhi dosti ko dil se mita pana;
Aap to anmol tihfa ho humaari dosti ka,
mumkin nhi is tohfe ki kimat lga pana.

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"VEER" Jaha se msg karunag, 5-10 msg ek sath bhej dunga. "WANTED" Ek baar jo maine sms karna shuru kar diya to uske baad to mai apne BALANCE ki bhi nahi sochta....! "DABANG" Hum tumhare mobile me itne sms karenge ki confuse ho jaoge ki konsa padhe aur konsa delet kare. "READY" Bara mahino me bara tariko se tujhko msg karunga re. "BODYGUARD" Mujhpe ek ehsan karna mujhe mere he sms forward mat karna.....;

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Pyar me duniya khubsurat lagti hai

dard me duniaya dushman lagti hai,

aap jaisa dost ho, to pani ki ek boond bhi KINGFISHER lagti hai.

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U luk sweet when u read my message. U luk sweeter when u read my message & smile. U luk sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply. So, try to look sweetest

 

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Old friends pass away, new
friends appear.
It is just like the days.
An old day passes, a new day
arrives.
The important thing is to make it
meaningful:
a meaningful friend – or a
meaningful day.”





Aaj kal ki duniya me sharif,smart,sacchay,aur.pyare dost milna bahut mushkil hai. Me abhi tak hairan hu ki tum logo ne muje dhund kaise liya..



Dosti hoti hai
"One time"
Hum nibhate hai
"Every time"
Aap khush rahe
"All time"
Yahi dua hai meri
"Life Time"
@@@@@@@@

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When u do anything new

at first people laugh at you

Then they challenge u,

then they watch u succeed,
then they wish if they were u

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Pani se tasvir kaha banti hai.
Khwabo se taqdir kaha banti hai.
Kisi se dosti karo to sache dil se.
Kyu ki zindgi phir kaha milti hai..

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Har khamosh chehera sad nahin hota,
Har insaan bad nahin hota.....

Kaise kahu par such hai yeh,
Har koi aapki tarah MAD nahin hota....!!

M-Mera
A-Aaccha
D-Dost...!!

 

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Silence between two unknown people
creates relation.....
But
Silence between
two known people
breaks the relation.......
So keep disturbing & be connected with friendz

  

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every garden most have a Rose,
every sweet face must have a Smile,
every grass must have dew &
every person must have A SWEET FRIEND like u.

  

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D :- Dur rehkar v paas ho;
O :- Ouro se jyada jo khach ho;
S :- Sabse pyara jiska ehsas ho;
T :- Takdir se woh DOST hamareliye tum ho..

 you can't live without."

............................

zindagi ko khusi me bitana sikh lo apne armano ko aap chupana sikh lo zindagi me kabhi koi gam chu na payegi bus aap her vaqt pe muskurana sikh lo.

........................................

" Love is harsh at times, but it is the best thing in this
world. "

......................................................

Kise ko jab apni manzil mil jaye to wo unki qadra hi nai krte
koie unse pucho jink har khwab hn tut gaya
manzil ki rahe adhuri rahe gaye

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"There are many, many things to appreciate about a beautiful friendship -
especially when that friendship is turning to love."

..............................................................

Chhor Diya Hamne Uska Deedar Karna Hamesha Ke Liye

Aye Dosto

Jisko Hamari Nigaho Ki Quadar Na Ho, Use Kya Mur-Mur Ke Dekhna 

..................................................................

People don't always need advice...
Sometimes all they really need is...
a hand to hold,
a shoulder to hug,
an ear to listen,
and a heart to understand them... 

............................................................................

"Love makes the world go round" is a common saying. It means that everything, even the whole world, depends on love. This man disagrees. Maybe love is not so important. Still, without love, the "ride" in the "car of life", or the "train of life", has no meaning. Just how important is love, in your opinion? 

 ................................................................................

Relationship is not just a word
It's perfect match between two souls
It's a silent commitment
Which says, I will be with you forever... 

...................................................................................

Har Ladki K Life Me 1 Esa
Ladka Hota Hai
Jise Wo Bhula Nhi Sakti..
.
Aur""
.
Har Ladke K Life Me 1 Esi
Ladki Hoti H Jise
Wo Pa Nahi Sakta

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This is very poetic. In a conversation, you might say the first half only, and ask your friends if they agree. I wonder if this kind of love is really possible. We often say "This is MY girlfriend" or "This is MY wife". Is love enough by itself, or do we need to possess our love?  

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Realise things before its too LATE.
Accept things rather then DELAY them.
Love people before you LOSE them.
Life comes just once, Love it while you LIVE it. 

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Do you think it's truly possible to follow in Dr. King's footsteps? What can ordinary people do to "drive out hate"? Does it matter how we live our daily lives or should we wait until we're important people in society?  

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"You see your love with all their imperfections, yet know they are perfect for you." 

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Have you ever loved somebody who didn't love you in return? If so, what was it like? Have you ever been loved by somebody that you didn't love? If so, how did that feel to you?  

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 This is one of the most famous sayings about love. Even if we feel pain when we lose our love, it is a good thing for us. I am not sure I agree with this! How about you?

1

I wanted to be the first

I’m an early person

If i has to choose

Be romantic

Lot of love for my brother

You are a role model

Your Birthday

If i has to choose

I love you honey

Special person

Be romantic

How empty my life would be

Please forgive me

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 Gabriel Byrne

Presents don't really mean much to me. I don't want to sound mawkish, but - it was the realization that I have a great many people in my life who really love me, and who I really love.

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Lauren Hutton 

We have to be able to grow up. Our wrinkles are our medals of the passage of life. They are what we have been through and who we want to be. 

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 Sam Levenson  

It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.'

19

 Anne Lamott  

Some people won't go the extra mile, and then on their birthday, when no one makes a fuss, they feel neglected and bitter.

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 Johnny Vegas  

I trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind.
Johnny Vegas  

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 Susan Orlean   

My ace in the hole as a human being used to be my capacity for remembering birthdays. I worked at it. Whenever I made a new friend, I made a point of finding out his or her birthday early on, and I would record it in my Filofax calendar.

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Wish you many more happy returns of the day. May God bless you with prosperity, good health and peaceful life

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May your love, happiness and friends always stay with you.

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I pray to bless your ways I wish to lighten your moments May you always keep cheering and growing.

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Khuda kaise karoon shukriya is din ke liye
Jis din tumhe dharti pe bheja hamare liye
Na jaane kyon main intezaar kar raha tha
Shayad janamdin hai tumhara is liye
Meri har ek dua hai teri lambi umar ke liye
Dil khud jaanta hai tu na ho dhadkega kis ke liye…

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Ye din ye mahina ye taarikh jab jab aayi
Hum ne kitne pyaar se janam din ki mehfile sajayi
Har shamaa par naam likh diya dosti ka
Is ki roshni mein chaand jaisi teri surat hai samayi… 

(7)

“O zara-zara touch me, touch me, touch me…”

Tabhi ek ladka utha aur ladki ko chhu liya aur

bola himmat hai to aage Gaa..

(8)Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko

ek plane mein bithaya gaya..

Fir announce kiya gaya ki
“YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA HAI”

Sab profesrs utar gaye…
Par principal baithe rahe

Logo ne pucha: Aapko Darr nahi lgta?

Principle: Muje apne studnts par pura bharosa hai.

Ye start hi nahi hoga!! 

(9)
Husband: can u be the moon of my life?

Wife: Awww Yes sweetheart..!
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Husband: Great! then….
Stay 9,955,887.6 kms away from Me..!! 

(10)
Nani (to a kid): Soja DIPLOMA soja!

Padosan: diploma kyo bulati ho isse?

Nani: Meri ladki College DIPLOMA lene gayi thi,

ye leke aa gayi..!! 

(11)

Student: Krodh ke smay mukh se nikle ashudh shabdon ka samuh

Jinke uchcharan ke paschat Vyakti ke hriday Ko ShantiKa anubhv hota hai.

(12)

Height of Blackmail:

A Beggar sitting on the road with a board that says.,

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"Give me some Money

otherwise

I will Vote for Congress again

and

make you to sit near me

(13)

Santa Zebra Crossing Ke Black & White Lines Par

Baar-Baar Idhar-Udhar Chal Raha Tha,

Aur

Soch Raha Tha Ki

Sala Ye Piano Bajta Kyo Nahi. =D =))

(14)

Principal: what u want to becom in future?

Student: After studyin MBBS, I want to join Police force n gt good job in a good software company nd work as lawyer n construct big buildings n conduct research nd become actor..

Principal: Hey, Wat's ur name?

Student: Rajnikant!!

(15)Math Teacher : If a=b and b=c then a=c, now give me the practical example of this principle from real life.

Student : I love you sir and you love your daughter which means I love your daughter.

(16)

Height of Blackmail:

A Beggar sitting on the road with a board that says.,

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"Give me some Money

otherwise

I will Vote for Congress again

and

make you to sit near me

(17)

Santa Zebra Crossing Ke Black & White Lines Par

Baar-Baar Idhar-Udhar Chal Raha Tha,

Aur

Soch Raha Tha Ki

Sala Ye Piano Bajta Kyo Nahi. =D =))

(18)

Dedicated 2 0l Girls:
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"Apki kahani humari zubani"
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Apke pas dimag hai,
chalta ni alag bat hai.
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Ap smart hai,
k0i manta ni hai alag bat hai.
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Ap sareef hai,
lagta ni alag bat hai.
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Kaafi izzat hai apki,
k0i karta ni alag bat hai.

(19)

Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge?
Santa: Biwi Se
Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi
Santa: Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge
biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!! :d

(20)

Wife to drunk husband: From now on,

if ur lips touch liquor

u will never touch my lips

Husband: awwww??

Wife: Now What r u thinking??

Husband: deciding,

18yr old Scotch

or

42yr old lips?

(21)

Judge-Na Jane Kyu

Mujhe Tumhari Shakl Jani Pahchani Si Lag Rahi Hai!

Mujrim-Huzoor!

Main Reshma Bai Ke Kothe Me Tabla Bajata Hu.

(22)Teacher: Tumhare Papa Kya Karte Hai?
Mintu: Wo Sabke Such-Dukh Bantate Hai.
Teacher: Kya Matlab!
Mintu: Wo Postman Hai.

(23)Teacher: Gaali kya hai?
Student: Krodh ke smay mukh se nikle ashudh shabdon ka samuh
Jinke uchcharan ke paschat Vyakti ke hriday Ko ShantiKa anubhv hota hai.

(24)Wife :

It's my bad luck day I married you !

Otherwise

Lots of Smart Boys were interested in me :/

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Husband :

Of course

they Must Be Smart :

thats whY they Escaped from You

(25)

A woman telephoned her local newspaper to let them know that she had just given birth to 18 children.
The reporter didn't quite hear the message and said, "Would you repeat that?"
"Not if I can help it," replied the woman.

(26)

4 boys on bike...
Police:- triple riding is
banned aur tum 4 baithe
ho??
Boys shocked...
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look behind..
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and says:- saalo 5wa kaha
gir gya...??

(27)

SANTA, your son is Dead..

Hearing this bad news Santa jumps from 50th floor

35 flr:

He realizes- i don't have son

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20 flr-

i am not married &

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3rd flr-

SHIT i am Banta. :p

(28)

Snta-Ye Nya Mobile Kab Liya?

Bnta-Liya Nai..

Gf Ka Uthaya H

Snta-Q?

Bnta-Wo Roz Kahti K

Tum Mera Phon Nhi Uthate..

Aaj Mauka Dekh K Utha Liya

(29)

Ek aurat coma main chali

gai . . .
Pati murda samjh kr jalane
chala ....
Raste main arthi khambe se
takrane se aurat ko hosh agaya...
1 saal bad aurat sach main mar
gai . . .

Sab log RAM RAM SATYA hai
bolty ja rahe thy
. Lekin .

Pati ki zuban pe ek hi baat thi

KHAMBA BACHA ke. .

(30)

Today,Santa Was Lying On Beach,
Amrican:R U Relaxing?
Santa:No I M Gopal Singh,
Anothr Amrican: R U Relaxing?
Santa: No (Shouting) I M Gopal Singh
&
Left Tht Place In Anger.
Then Santa Asks 1 American,
R U Relaxing?
American:Yes
Santa Slaps Him & Says,
"Haramkhor Sab Tujhe Dhund h or tu yaha pada h

(31)

Dukh Na Dena Mere DOST Ko.

Mujhe Chahay SUKH Ki bahaar Dedo..!

Ghoome New CYCLE Pe DOST Mera..

Mujhe Bhalay Hi Purani Si MERCEDES
CAR Dedo..!

Bhooka Na Rakhna Mere DOST Ko Khane Ko Taazi DAAL Dedo,

Mujhe Bhalay Hi Kal Ka liay Pizza
Hut,mcdonalds, Hardees

AUR..
DEW Ka Sirf 1 Glass Dedo..!

(32)

Boy: Tumhara naam kya hai?

Girl: Kyun btau? mein tumhai janti bhi nahi!

Boy: Na batao mein konsa tumhai apni ferari mein betha raha hun!

Girl: Neha, B.com 2nd Yr

Wo samne wali gali me right hand pe 4th number pe mera ghr hai 32/B,

Ghar mein ek chota bhai n mummy papa hain,

Tution timings 6-8.

(33) 

Height of Kuch Bhi
Teacher:Agr 1 aam ki ped pr 10
kele lage h, or un me se 7
amrood tod liye to kitne angur
bache?
Student:Sir 9 Hathi
Teacher:Wah tumhe kaise pata chala?
Student:Sir Qki me aaj lunch
me gobhi ki sabzi laya hu

Moral of the Story: Roz brush karo
warna petrol mehnga ho jayega..!

(34)What's the
main reason for
divorce ?
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"Marriage"

(35)

HUS: kal raat mene sapna dekha
WIFE: kya?
HUS: Tumhe koi utha le jaraha he
WIFE: fir aapne kya kiya?
HUS: uski madat ki, tumhe uthane me

(36)

Doc or MBA mar jate h
Yamraj:
dr. ko 11 or MBA ko 9 saal NARAK ki saja
Doc:muje 2saal jada kyon
YAMRAJ:
ye MBA. Karke nark bhog chuka h

(40)

Girl-Aajtak Tumne Kiss Nhi Kiya,Kiss Karona
Santa-Nhi
Girl-Q Nahi?
Santa-Baoji ne Kaha He Aurato K Muh Nhi Lagana Chahiye.

(41)

Girl : Kya Aapne Meri Judwa Behan ko kahi dekha hai?

Santa : Nahi Abhi tak to nahi dekha,Ha!par wo kis ke jaisi dikhti hai?

(42)

Wife:Our servant
has stolen the
silver spoon.
Husband:Which one?
Wife:one which we stole from hotel.

(43)

Tumhe Biwi pasand hay Ya Sharaab
Santa: Sharab
Banta: Q?
Santa: Jab biwi marte hay to Shrab se kuch mahsus nhi hota

(44)

Malik-Dekh Bahar suraj nikla ha q nahi
Srvnt-lekin,bhar to andhera hai
M-ja torch jala k dekh

(45)

Grl:jb b me
tumre pas
ati hu to tum
CHSMA
pehnte ho
By:Dr ne kha h jb SRDARD aye
to chsma pehen lena

(47)

Police:Wada Karo Aage Se Jeb Nhi Katoge

Chor:Mai Wada Karta Hu Ab Aage Se Nhi Pichhe Se Jeb Katunga

(48)

College me student Notice Board ko dekh kar Ro Q rahe the??


Guess..


Are Woha likha tha
EXAM Suru

(49)

Santa:Roz mere sapne me 1 ladki scooter le k ati he,aaj nehi ayi.
Banta:Scoter Punchar ho gaya hoga

(50)

Mum.Studnt:Exam thik tha

(52)

Sir : Teri shikayat aayi hai ki tu Gaaliya bohot deta hai :P
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Student: “Sir, maine to kabhi kisi kutte ke bache ko gali nahi
di, Pata nahi kis ullu k pathe ne aap ko bataya hai. Agar wo kutta
samneaajaye to us kamine ko dekh lu. Sir aapka
student, zalil ban ke nach lega lekin kisi
ko kabhi gali nahi dega.

(53)

Ek Clinic k aage lambi line thi,
1Aadmi bar-bar line me ghusta tha,
par log usko pakar k piche phek dete the
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Admi:"Lage raho,
Saalo clinic hi nahi kholunga"... :p:O

(54)

Ek aadmi jor jor se chilla raha tha. "NAAG ka Pinjra 20 Rs me" "NAAG ka Pinjra 20 Rs me" Logo ne paas jaakar dekha.. To kamina UNDERWEAR bech raha tha...:-):)

(55)